Random Jokes

I reached college early today, so I was a bit bored right now, then I remembered some jokes I encountered in the last few days.

Before that, Rome was destroyed in a night. XD

So it was 2 days ago I guess, when I was in the lift with some guys. Then once the lift reached the 2nd floor, a guy came in with a book in his hands and coincidentally, one of the guys in the lift knew him. So they started this conversation:

A : Hey man I was just looking for you. I wanna return you this book (the book in his hands).

B : Fuck you man. Fuck you

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C (A's friend) : Eh what's your problem? This guy ah (referring to A) sure failed Moral one lah.

Me : *giggles*

How true man! That fella was just trying to return a book and he barely said anything to annoy the book owner. Why curse people when he or she is trying to return you a favour? That's not very nice ain't it my friend?

Go study Moral Studies again man. Taylor's has such subject offered. XD

Second joke was about the-one-we-all-know-TOO-well, Ms Betty. =P

A group of us was talking about playing mahjong and as usual, Li San would love to play mahjong alone (super nuts right yes I know XD). Then Y-han said this:

"Lidat ah, hmmm mahjong got 4 places rite...you first sit at 1 side and win, then after that you shift to another side, saying "I know why you win ady"."

LMAO.

A perfect description of her no doubt. LOL.

Then this one, not so funny but it reflects how girls can go gaga and hoo-haa over pretty guys sometimes, notably Koreans. Was in PC Lab and I saw Wei Ting searching for Korean guys, so we started talking about how pretty Koreans look in general. Somehow she did almost all the talking, then I think she went mad a little.

"Aiya wan see if Koreans pretty onot, just go Korea there and JIAO (makan) some guys back lah.."

To my utmost horror, eating? Speechless. Lol.